7 ways to get around a lie without lying

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7.)When asked by your parents, "Where have you been?" You reply, even though you were out at some party, "Oh,I was at a friend's house learning the arts of communication."

6.) When your wife/gf is pregnant or sick and asks, "Do I look bad?" You reply,"You look better than my mom, so no."

5.) When your bf/gf gets jealous cause you were out with their best friend, and they think something happened between you two. You know you made out. You say, "We just ran around the baseball bases for awhile but never made it home, so don't worry sweetie."

4.) When you are about to break up with your bf/gf and they start to cry and ask why. You know you just can't stand them but you don't want to hurt their feelings. So, just say, "Well, I love you so much you drive me crazy and I can't take it anymore"

3.) When someone asks, "How old are you?" You know you are under age, but you can't resist their charm. So,you say, "I'm older than that kid over there but younger than your mom."

2.)When somebody has a big flaw in fashion. They don't match; they look like a complete fool. They think they look slammin' but they ask for your opinion. You reply, "It's definitely not me but hey, it's a way to get everyone to notice you."

1.)When you are dead and you are walking through the line of judgement and you get to the person at the desk and they say, "Why should you go to heaven? Look at all these lies you told." Shows you the book and shows you all the ways to get around lying above written by your name. You say, "I never told a lie I just didn't tell all the facts. Even history books are like that, so don't blame me. I was taught that." ;)

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