To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"... 

> 

>If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. 

>If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. 

>If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is 

>too risky, Bomb Iraq. 

> 

>If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. 

>If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq. 

>So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, Close 

>your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq. 

> 

>It's "preemptive nonaggression", bomb Iraq. 

>Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. 

>They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good enough for me 'Cos it's 

>all the proof I need Bomb Iraq. 

> 

>If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. 

>If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. 

>If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, 

>(And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq. 

> 

>If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. 

>If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. 

>If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's 

>getting queasy, Bomb Iraq. 

> 

>Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. 

>For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. 

>Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even 

>if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.