20 Things I learned in Speech Class!
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19) Always sit infront b/c then Coach won't call on you.
18) Never mess with the TA's when they've had a bad day
17) Never try to have a couch to yourself.. It will NOT work
16) Coach starts all rumors at our school
15) Coach is great with revenge thoughts.
14) Don't hold yourself back..
13) Don't let anybody else hold you back
12) Life is what you make of it.
11) Don't love everybody some of the time, love somebody every time.
10) Don't ever date a football player, Coach WILL find out.
9) Work hard on your pantimimes, people will be watching them later
8) Never say anything that can come back and bite you in the ass later
7) Never say "CUT OFF THEIR NUTS" in a debate.. Nobody'll ever let you forget about it.
6) Eat as much as you can during the parties... It'll last you the rest of the day
5) Never trust Coach with the knife.
4) Never sit next to the annoying kid in class b/c Coach will GIVE you the knife.
3) Never be the annoying kid in class b/c Coach will give the nice kid the knife.
2) Nod and Smile A LOT
1) TAKE A RISK YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN UNTIL YOU TRY
--I learned all these things and SO much more in just One Semester with Coach Goldstein. THANKS COACH
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