1.) What’s you name?
2.) How old are you?
3.)That young? Geezus Where do you live? 
4.)What’s your Hair Color :
5.)Eye Color:
6.)Weight:
7.)Height:
8.)Are you a boy or girl?
9.)Did you know that if you talk into a vent somebody in a near by room will hear you?
 10.) I like gummi bears, do you want a gummi bear? holds out bag
 11.)Do you have any pets?
 12.) Aren’t you allergic?
 13.)Pretend there's a question here... ok, now answer it: 
14.) Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? 
 15.)Do you listen to christmas music in the summer time? 
16.)Have you ever stuck a fork in a light socket?
17.)Do you read the ingreadents on soap bottles?
 18.)What would you do if you were in the living room, then got up to go to the kitchen because you were hearing weird noises like, WOOOHOOOO... and when you got there you saw the Pillsbury Dough Boy getting a little too friendly with a biscuit...?: 
 19.)Dude,where’s my car?
20.)Are you in love with Richard Simmons?
21.)Do you know how many calories you burn while doin the “wild thing”?
22.)So which is it Pepsi or Coke?
23.)Do you enjoy  running with sissors?
 24.)Gets down on one knee Will you marry me?
 25.)Do you have any imagenary friends?
 26.)ooo ooo  can I meet them?
27.) Are you eating a marshmellow right now?
28.)Do you enjoy brushing your teeth?
.29) Do you like to party?
30.) are you a alcoholic?
31.)Are you a fan of the Spice Girls?
32). Do you have any tattoo’s
33.) If no, do you plan on ever getting any? If yes of what?
34. Do you have any peircings? (where?)
35. Do you dye your hair?
36. Do you wear alot of make up?
37. Do you like to dress up in drag?
38. Should this be a word- "afhrigigtius?" 
39. what would the meaning of the word be? 
40. Why? 
41.Do you understand ghetto talk?
43.. This isn’t a question?
44. Do you smoke?
45. If yes what?
46. Have you ever been high?
47.Are you high right now?
48. Have you ever smoked a doobie?
49. Are you a pot head?
50. Are you afraid of the dark?
51. Are you a prostisute?
52. Have you ever had sex?
53. Was it fun?
54.How many ppl have you had sex with
55.have you ever had a one night stand?
56.If yes,Would you do it again?
57.Have you ever cheated on somebody?
58.if you lover had sex with somebody else could you ever forgive them?
59. Do you see voices?
60.Are you from the ghetto?
 61.Did you dress up like a hooker for halloween?  ( i did)
62 .Do you have a boyfriend/ or girlfriend?
63. Are you bi/gay/straight/lez?
64.Have you ever ripped the tag off of your mattress?
65. Why would you do a STUPID thing like that???
66. Do you like to defey athority?
67. have you ever been in trouble with the law?
68. have you ever shoplifted?
69. Do you know how many licks in acturly takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
70. Do you enjoy playing in busy intersections?
71. Are you dope on Dope?
72.Do you like pushing elevator buttons
73. Have you ever been kissed?
74. how old were you when you had your first kiss?
75. What’s you zodiac sign?
76.Guess what??  Elmo loves you ;o) 
77.are you possed by satan?
78. do you know what a juggalo is? 
79. Do you sometimes talk to the little pink elephants?
80.Are you afraid of your own shadow?
81. Do you often get distracted by shiny objects?
82.  What’s the longest you have gone with out taking a shower or bath?
83. Do you yahoo?
84.  Do you know donold ducks middle name?
85. What’s your favorite place to buy clothes?
86. do you know your ABC’s?
87. have you ever been so hungry on a date that when your date gets up to go to the bathroom you eat some of their food?
88. What’s your favorite food?
89. As a child did you ever stick crayons up your nose?
90.Have you ever seen a ghost?
91.Ahhh that must of benn scary
92.Would you ever want to get married in Walmart?
 93.If you ever have a son are you going to name him Elvis?
94. Do you still leave milk and cookies out for santa?
 95.Do you still beleive in the tooth fairy? 
96.How about The easter bunny?
 97.Satan?
 98.Have you ever played 7 minutes in heavan?
 99.Do u own a Speedo? 
100.What do u think of Michael Jackson? 
101. Are you a fan of “the rubber ducky song” ? 
102.Are you going comando right now? ( I am)
103.Do you hate PBS?
 104.Do you masterbate?
 105.Do you use any special toys?
 106.Would you / or have you ever worked at hooters?
 107.What’s your fav tv show?
108.So..what came first-the chicken er the egg? 
 109.Is a tomato a veggie or a fruit’?
 110.Who the hell is in that barney suit??
111. pick one: jennifer aniston or J.Lo
112.Do you sleep in the nude?
 113.Where would you rather live..mass or vermont?
114.pick one: britney spears or avril lavigne
115.Have you ever eaten yellow snow?
116.Do you like to blow dry your hair in the tub?
117.Are you on fire right now?
118.Do you like the song “Sk8er Boi”?
119.Do you think Avril is a poser?
120.Do you belive in soulmates?
121.What do you thinking about human cloning?
122.have you ever found a four leaf clover?
123.Pick one: kitties or puppies
124.Is your favorite color pink?
125.Are you a Toys ‘R us kid?
126. When you grow up are you going to be a stripper?
127.Do you like to write poems?
128.As a child did you ever eat toxic play-dough?
129.Do you know the muffin man?
130.Do you know how to tell time?
131.What race/ nationality are you?
132. WHAT WOULD U DO IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME CRYING ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR CUZ HE'S HUNGRY, AND THE ONLY WAY 2 FEED HIM WAS 2 SLEEP WITH A MAN FOR A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY AND HIS DADDY'S GONE SO WE'RE SMOKING ROCK NOW IN AND OUT OF LOCK DOWN I AINT GOT A JOB NOW? 
133. Do you go into chat rooms and pick fights with random people?
134. have you ever had a lover who turned gay after being with you?
135. Why is it that donold duck never wears pants..but when he’s getting out of the showerr he puts a towel around his waste..I mean what is that all about?
136.Wha wha wha wha whats yo fan-ta-tasy? 
137. Will you teach me how to tie my shoes?
138. When  HANSON first came out did you think they were girls?
139.If you put a pot on your head does that mean you a pot head?
140. this is the last question yay you made it do you love me now?




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