This is a message from the government.  Cereal killers are roaming about.  The ones the athorities are searching for stalk the breakfast foods secion of local stores.  Beware, they are armed with preservatives and additives and are extremely dangerous.  They have murdered many, primarily through sugar poisoning.  These horrible villians go by the names of:  Lucky the leprechaun; Silly Rabbit the rabbit; Tony the tiger; Captain Crunch; Snap, Crackle, and Pop, a gang of elves; and Buzzbee the bee.  There may be more, but those are the criminals we have accurate descriptions of.  In addition to murder, these fiends delight in brainwashing children, stealing, and kidnapping.  There are rumors that a mysterious person, known only as "Barney," is the true mastermind behind these terrors, but they are unconfirmed.  Until these criminals are locked up, stay away from Kelloggs and General Mills products, known supporters of these evil beings.

Buzzbee:  Named for his terrible buzz, Buzzbee is no honeybee  His stinger injects poisonous honey.

Lucky:  Lucky enjoys taunting the police.  He forces children to recite the names of his weapons:  "Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons. Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and the Red Balloons"

Snap, Crackle, and Pop:  A band of vicious elves who love to shoot people, they named themselves after the sound of their favorite gun- the Krispie.

Silly Rabbit:  A kleptomaniac bunny with an obvious addiction problem, Silly Rabbit has caused sugar poisoning in adults.

Tony:  This buff tiger uses illegal steriods, also known as Super Charged Frosted Flakes.

Captain Crunch: A crazed sailor who brings children into his insane fantasies, which often involve his obession with brightly colored balls.