Ghetto Christmas
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
>>>'Twas da night befo' Christmas all in the hood,
>>>Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
>>>The tube socks was hung on the window sill
>>>and we all had smiles up on our grill.
>>>
>>>Mookie and BeBe was snug in their crib
>>>in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
>>>And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine,
>>>had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.
>>>
>>>All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by,
>>>Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
>>>I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
>>>'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass
>>>
>>>well anyway....
>>>I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this
>>>She said, Stop frontin' just mind yo' bidness.
>>>I said, for real doe, come check dis out.
>>>
>>>We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt.
>>>Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
>>>Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
>>>Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat
>>>
>>>I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that"
>>>He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
>>>"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise"
>>>To the top of the projects across the strip mall,
>>>
>>>We gots ta go, I got a booty call"
>>>He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof,
>>>and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.
>>>I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack"
>>>
>>>he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack
>>>But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
>>>I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
>>>Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
>>>
>>>a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
>>>He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat,
>>>and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
>>>I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
>>>
>>>he said,"You best get on up out my face"
>>>His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
>>>His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
>>>He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side.
>>>
>>>Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
>>>A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
>>>He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
>>>He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
>>>
>>>To tap that booty waitin' at home.
>>>And all I heard as he cruised outta sight,
>>>was a loud and hearty.....
>>>"WEEESST SIIIIDE"
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