5 HILARIOUS THINGS TO DO TO A TELLA MARKETER!

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hey peps we got all board like so...here it goes...

1. Say ohmigawd could you call back later, 'cause i've got hoes and they cost by the hour??

2. Ask them tons of questions about the deal or whatever they're offering...waste there time, then say "no thanks i've already got one of those, would you like to buy mine?"

3. Say, "hey im not too interested in that, but are you interested in me? i only cost 350.00 an hour

4. Tell them that they sound gay/lesbo, and need to go to speech therapy to correct their lisp

5. Act like you're being raped and killed, then put on another scarry voice and say, "i know who you are if you tell anyone 'bout this i'll kill you too"


alright kewl we're outies

Submitted by suck_a _@aol.com 22


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