nk they're cool -!
Rating: Not Rated
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
american beer is like sex in a canoe - It's FING close to water
on the other hand... you have different fingers
i always like to keep one eye open - otherwise i like can't see
damn boy, i'm gunna havta put u on my "to-do" list
it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen
sex on the tv can't hurt, well unless you fall off
sex is much like the air - itz not important til u ain't getting any
drugs may lead to nowhere... but atleast it's the scenic route
what do you say when someone tells you that their computer "went down on them" - that it just sucks?
I kinda accidently ran over his dog... replace the word accidently with repeatedly, and dog with.. son (i love the simpsons)
Ok i don't have n e more off the top of my head
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