Theres a blonde brunett and red hair who all enter a swimming competition in the beach. They all have to swim 1000 meters to a little island collect a ribbon and then go home from there with a jet. On your marks... get set... GO the blonde the brunett and the red hair are all swiming. The brunett and the red hair came as a draw and go home in there little jet and then 20 minutes later the blonde came upto 999 meters and got really tired so she swam back to shore. next joke... 

WHY DID THE BLONDE TIP TOE PAST THE SLEEPING CABINET?
she didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills. next joke...

A lady woke up early in the morning to go for a walk when she saw her blonde neighbour crying real bad. She went up to her and asked what happened when the blonde said " oh....my sisters mum died...oh..." the lady comforted her gave a coffee and went off. The next morning she took another walk and saw the blonde still crying. "NOW WHAT???" she said. Then the blonde replied " oh....i just found out..oh my mum died too...." next joke...
confused blonde.
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. 

''It's supposed to be a tiger'' Sally cried. 

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box'' next joke. next joke...Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." 
So they went home. next joke...Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? 
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years." next joke...What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant? 
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