cheerleading (reply)

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First off, I find it appropriate that you put this in the "Science Fiction" section, because only in a cheap sci-fi movie would cheerleaders EVER be good at anything.  And then they would turn out to be aliens, who would be of course defeated by the humans, proving them to be really, really poor excuses for intelligent life because they were defeated by HUMANS of all things.  I have seen a cheerleading competition (on tape, not live, I wouldn't be caught dead at one of those things and I only watched the tape because my friend, an ex-cheerleader, was watching it while I was at her place) and let me tell you that it was nothing but girls acting like whres.  Most of them didn't even look good -- half of them had flab hanging out of their uniforms (which don't cover NEARLY enough), and the other half were so skinny that if you turned them sideways they'd disappear.  Can you say ANOREXIA?  Seriously.  And just because you can toss a girl in the air doesn't mean anything -- it takes four or five of you to do it, and the girls you're tossing can't weigh above 75 or 80 pounds.  That makes less than 20lbs being tossed by each of you, which is something that most people can do with one hand.  And you have the audacity to call that a sport.  It's just chicks in short skirts showing off their underwear in hopes of attracting some moronic guy with more balls than brains so that they can get knocked up at the age of 16 and drop out of school to raise their child as a single mother, because of course the guy won't stick around once he's impregnated you.  He'll be too busy doing the same to the rest of the team to care about YOU.

Anyways, I don't mind the fact that you enjoy being a cheerleader.  To each their own, after all.  But don't go around shoving it in peoples' faces because it's gonna piss us off.

And don't say that I'm jealous or any of the other crap that cheerleaderkind tends to tell me when I tell them off for believing that cheerleading is some sort of life-skill.  I have a healthy body with enough muscles on it that I could break you in half if I had any desire to do so, and I don't need to show it off with tight, revealing outfits to attract some asshle guy.  I get enough of them asking me out as it is.  If you've got any sort of beef about my opinion, my email address is below.  Let the fighting begin.

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