Da Nite Befo' Crizmus

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Da Nite Befo' Crizmus Wuz da nit befo Crismus An all thru da hood eberybody be sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin real good We hunged up our stockins An hoped like all heck Dat 'ol Sanny Claws Gonna brang us our check All a da fambly Wuz Layin' in beds While Thunderbird wine Danced thru dere heds I dun passed out on de flo Rite nex to my maw When I heared such a fuss I thunk- it must be da law I looked out thru da bars What could I now do I was spectin' the sheriff Wid a warrant fo sho' An what I did see Made me say... "Lawd look at dat" Dere wuz a huge watahmelon Pulled by 8 big ass rats Now ober all da years Sanny Claws he be white But it looks like us bros Gets a black Sanny tonight Faster dan a po lice car My homeboy he came He whupped up on dem rats As he called dem by name On Leroy, On Roosevelt On Virus, On Willie On Yolanda, On Crayola On Keisha, and NeFrotilly And 'ol Sanny landed dat watahmelon Out dere in da street I knowed it fo' shu Da damndest ting I eber seed Dat black Sanny dint go down no chimbly He picked da lock on my do' An I sez to myself "Shit-he dun did dis befo' " He had did big bag Full a prezents I speck Wif Air Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my nek But he left no prezents Jus started stealin my shit Got my guns, got my crack Eben my burglars kit Wit my shit in his bag Out da windo he flew I sho' woulda chased him But he got my knife too He jumped on dat watahmelon Wit out a hitch He wuz gone in a second That son of a bitch So nex year I be hopin' A white Sanny we git Cuz a black Sanny Claws Jus' ain't worf a shit!

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