1 AGGRIVATED - AN ANTI AVRIL PARODY

Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

I wrote this one day when I got bored. I hate Avril so much.. she's a fukken poser. Sing this ditty to the tune of her bullshit song "Complicated".


Aggrivated

Uh huh.. she's not like this.
Uh huh.. uh huh.. she's a little bitch.

La la la la.. choke that bitch..

What the hell is going on?
The preps always sing her song.
You know who's really gonna make me hurl?
That poser girl.

She's as punk as a tree stump.
Not to mention, an anorexic cum.
She really needs to shut the hell up,
Or else she's fukked.

She had one hit,
That sounds like hit
The preps think they're punk
Because of that junk.
She's pssing me off,
She needs to be jumped right now.. tell me..

Why'd she have to go and make me so aggrivated?
I see the way she poses off of real punks and goths just to get attention..
Well life's like this, bitch,
You'll rise, then you'll fall and you'll crawl back to us trying to get something more
And you'll turn it into popularity you know you'll end up really screwed later.
Yes, yes, yes..

I hate all the brainwashed kids
They think Avril is the sht
She sucks live her voice goes in and out of pitch
That stupid bitch
They've ruined Hot Topic forever
Will it be the same? Never.
Ever since that little bitch walked in the door
There's nothing more
She's taking our cuffs, our chucks and our ties.
She thinks she can make it with "a little white lie"
I hope that bitch gets strangled to the ground and dies.. tell me

Why'd she have to go and make me so aggrivated?
I see the way she poses off of real punks and goths just to get attention..
Well life's like this, bitch,
You'll rise, then you'll fall and you'll crawl back to us trying to get something more
And you'll turn it into popularity you know you'll end up really screwed later.
Yes, yes, yes..

What the hell is going on?
The preps always sing her song.
You know who's really gonna make me hurl?
That poser girl..

She had one hit,
That sounds like shiit
The preps think they're punk
Because of that junk.
She's pissing me off,
She needs to be jumped right now.. tell me..

Why'd she have to go and make me so aggrivated?
I see the way she poses off of real punks and goths just to get attention..
Well life's like this, bitch,
You'll rise, then you'll fall and you'll crawl back to us trying to get something more
And you'll turn it into popularity you know you'll end up really screwed later.
Yes, yes, yes..

Now if you really hate Avril, pass this on and prove to the world that's she's a sorry ass, posing, anorexic, MOTHER FUKKING BITCH

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