Tracy's Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo Mama's so fat, she bent over and got arrested for possetion of too much crack

Yo mama so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigerette and she asked who turned off the heat?

YO MAMAS SO UGLY THEIR GONNA MOVE HALLOWEEN TO HER BIRTHDAY

YO MAMA SO OLD WHEN I TOLD HER TO ACT HER OWN AGE SHE DIED

YO MAMA SO UGLY YO DADDY TAKES HER TO WORK WITH HIM SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KISS HER GOODBYE

YO MAMA SO FAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 9O210 WAS ON A SCALE

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GETS IN AN ELEVATOR IT HAS TO GO DOWN

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE ENTERED AN UGLY CONTEST AND THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESIONALS

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know".

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application
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