R . J'S Yo Mamma Jokes(plz read them there good ones)

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Yo mamma is like mustard she spreads easy
Yo mamma is like a shot gun one cck and shes ready to blow
Yo mamma is like bubble gum 5 cents a blow
Yo mamma is like train tracks she gets laid all over the country
Yo mamma is like mcdonalds over 85 billion served
Yo mamma is like lucky still the low price leader
Yo mamma is like a hockey goalie she changes her pads after 3 periods
Yo mamma is like a video game 3 men for a quarter
Yo mamma is like a christmas tree men hang there balls all over here
Yo mamma is like a bowling ball u can fit three fingers in
Yo mamma is like a bowling ball she always comes back for more

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