27 Coolest Pick-up Lines!!!!!!!

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There must be a light switch on my forehead because everytime see you, you turn me on

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

I have four words for you hol i day inn

Is your name Brandy? Because you are the best liquir I have ever had

I'm feeling a little off today, would you turn me on?

You're a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.

I lost my virginty. Can I have yours?

Do you have a license for that wagon your draggin'?

Forget that Playing doctor is for kids Let's play gynecologist.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....)Would you like to?

Hey baby, wanna lock crothes and swap gravy?

Are you going to the party tonight?(What party?)The one in your mouth, everybodies cumming.

(silent mouth)I want a fig newton.

You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fck you

Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fck you for glory

Do you have any tacos on you? (NO)In that case, will you make out with me?

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you touch my ass? NO. Damn

Baby, I am no Fred Flinstone,but I can make your Bedrock

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you looking at my package.

They call me "coffee" cuz I grind fine.

Did you sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Hey, I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your apartment?

Ouch My tooth hurtsTarget:"Why?" Because you are sooo sweet

I'm good at math. U+I=69

Do you sleep on your stomache?(If no)Can I?

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