Gorilla and a Redneck
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very
difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrators
thought of Eddie, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The park administrators thought that they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for 300?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her." The park
administration quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Eddie said, "You must never tell anyone about this." The park administration again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Eddie said, "You've got to give me another week to come up with the 300."
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