1 Blonde Joke
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
There was a plane with 41 people inside. 40 of those people were blondes and the other one was a brunette. The brunette was sitting down but the blondes were playing soccer inside the plane. The pilot called the stewardess and told her-please tell the blondes to stop playing or the plane might crash- the stewardess told them but they ignored her, then the stewardess told them- if you dont stop were all gonna die- they still ignored her so she said- we ran out of gas and we will all die- and she went back to the pilots cabin. They stopped playing and the captain was surprised- why r they so quiet?- so the stewardess checked and only the brunette was there, all the blondes were gone so she asked the brunette -what happened- and she answered:
Well when u told them that we ran out of gas they got out to push the plane
haha hoped u enjoyed it
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