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Double Take Signs
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant -"Blackened bluefish."
In a Maine restaurant - "Open seven days a week and weekends."
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store - "Thirty-eight years on
the same spot."
On a New York convalescent home - "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal
Church."
Outside a country shop in West Virginia - "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store - "15 men's wool suits - $100
-They won't last an hour!"
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago - "Do not
activate with wet hands."
In a New York restaurant - "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought
to see the manager."
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company -"Ask about our plans for
owning your home."
In the window of an Oregon general store - "Why go elsewhere to be
cheated, when you can come here?"
In downtown Boston - "Callahan Tunnel - NO END."
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon - "Are you an adult that cannot
read? If so, we can help."
On a Tennessee highway - "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this
road is impassable."
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut - "No trespassing
without permission."
In a New York medical building - "Mental Health Prevention Center"
SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER
At a number of US military bases - "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
In a Florida maternity ward - "No children allowed."
In front of a New Hampshire car wash - "If you can't read this, it's time
to wash your car."
In a Los Angeles clothing store - "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and
17 necks."
In a Texas funeral parlor - "Ask about our layaway plan."
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