Bear in Billings
Rating: PG-13
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The next day the same bear walks into the same bar, sits at the same bar stool, the same bar tender comes over and asks what the bear wants. Bear says "I want a beer." The bartender says "Listen, we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana," so the bear gets mad and leaves again.
The next day the same bear walks into the same bar, sits at the same bar stool, the same bar tender comes over and asks what the bear wants. Bear says "I want a beer." The bartender says "Listen, we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana," so the bear gets mad, goes to the end of the bar, picks a girl up who is sitting there and eats her.
The bear goes back to the bar tender and says "Now you know I'm serious, give me a beer." The bartender says "We don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings, Montana and furthermore we don't serve drug addicts." The bear gets confused and says "Drug addict, what do you mean?" The bartender replies "That was a barbituate" (bar bitch you ate)
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