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The Train Ride
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One day after a war was over, a general and a private were riding a train
home, and the private was sitting in an aisle seat, and was waiting for
the train to pull out of the station, when he looks up, and sees the
prettiest girl he had ever seen walk in the car, and she's coming closer,
and closer, finally she takes the seat directly across the aisle, and he
gives her one of those cool smooth looks, and then he looks down the aisle
again and sees....Grandma (who is a stout woman) coming over.
Now she has seen the look from the private to her granddaughter, and gives
the girl a little shove and the girl has to move over to the window seat.
The private is more than a little disappointed because his view has just
gone from gorgeous, to old and ugly.
Well, about an hour into the ride, They came into this tunnel, and it's
pitch black in the train, you hear this smoooooch, then SMACK. The
Beautiful girl is thinking, "I am so glad he kissed me. I just wish my
grandma hadn't decked him!" The grandma is thinking, "I can't believe the
NERVE of that young man, really, kissing my granddaughter! I am sooo glad
she slapped him!" the general is thinking, "I am so proud of my private,
he saw an opportunity, and he seized the opportunity, I just wish her
grandma would have hit him instead of me!" The young private was thinking,
"I must be the luckiest man in the world, I got to kiss the prettiest girl
I've ever seen, and I got to deck my general without getting in trouble
for it."
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